Hypothetical Wars

A page for Mapperdonians to describe hypothetical wars from history and the future.

Battle of Kaunas (1832)[]

The Russian Army bombarded Lithuanians, the end

Gerrard moves to Paris after this battle

First Ondrantine War (2233)[]

February 16: Grand Latvia joins the axis in a war against Ondrantium.
March 2: Latvian troops begin their invasion of Poland.
March 30: Victory in the Battle of Danzig.
April 23: Victory in the Battle of Warsaw.
April 27: First troops enter Germany.
May 31: Loss in the Battle of Berlin.
July 12: Latvian forces pushed back through Eastern Germany and Western Poland.
August 26: Last Latvian troops expelled from Germany.
October 3: Last Latvian troops expelled from Poland.
October 16: Loss in the Battle of Vilnius.
November 1: Siege of Riga begins.
December 18: Riga falls. Grand Latvia becomes a puppet of Ondrantium.
December 25: The Christmas Armistice ends the war. Latvia remains a puppet until the Second Ondrantine War 17 years later.

Fourth Mafrian Invasion of Masorpia (2036-2038)[]

November 24, 2036: SME declares war on Masorpia after 3 prior wars in the last 15 years.
December 1, 2036: First Mafrian troops cross into Masorpia.
January 17, 2037: The city of Trat (former capital of Tratistan) is captured by SME.
June 6, 2037: Cordoba is captured by SME.
September 12, 2037: Masorpia retakes Cordoba.
October 9, 2037: Masorpia halts a Mafrian advance on Cordoba, turning the land war into deadlock.
October 31, 2037: The Mafrian Navy bombards the coastal city of Cartagena.
December 22, 2037: A week long Christmas truce is declared.
December 29, 2037: Fighting resumes.
January 31, 2038: Mafrian reinforcements briefly break the deadlock, allowing an advance reaching within 5 miles of Cordoba.
February 19, 2038: Masorpia pushes SME back 30 miles away from Cordoba.
April 8, 2038: A Mafrian naval invasion begins in Almeria.
May 1, 2038: The deadlock is broken for good when SME deploys a surprise areal assault on Masorpia.
May 15, 2038: Cordoba is captured by SME again.
June 19, 2038: Granada is captured by SME.
July 6, 2038: Malaga is captured by SME.
July 20, 2038: Masorpia surrenders.
August 1, 2038: The Treaty of Madrid finalizes SME's annexation of Masorpia.

Siege of Klaipeda (1566)[]

Because of Teutons, it fell under German hands at 1569

Hungarian Invasion of Romania, Ukraine and Russia (2099)[]

Hungary gains claim on Dagestan or simply Southern Russia (Caucasian Russia) because we must make migration 2.0. They want to pass Romania and Ukraine and they say 'nein', a war starts at 2099. Meanwhile Jabril says "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" in jail and manages to put a coup d'etat in Transnistria after saying that eerie sound.

Hungarians invade Transylvania and Galicia then lost claim on Dagestan by 2103. Hungary loses the war but gains Galicia.

Battle of Ondrant (2185)[]

March 6: Grand Polish forces march into the suburbs of Ondrant.
March 8: Ondrantine forces clash with Grand Polish forces at Saint MOAP bridge.
March 9: A Grand Polish assault pushes the Ondrantine forces back into Outer Ondrant.
March 10: Defensive barricades are set up around the limits of Inner Ondrant as Grand Polish forces make gains in Outer Ondrant building by building.
March 11-14: The Grand Polish offense is halted at the limits of Inner Ondrant. Ondrantine defensive positioning gives them an advantage.
March 15: Ondrantine guerrilla warfare allows Ondrantium to take back parts of Outer Ondrant.
March 16: Reinforcements arrive from the East, forcing Grand Poland to fight the battle on two fronts: In the city, and in the Eastern parts of the Greater Ondrant region.
March 17: Ondrantine forces take back the Northern half of Ondrant, cutting off Grand Polish forces in the South.
March 18: Reinforcements from the East break through the Grand Polish front lines.
March 19: Grand Polish forces are given the order to retreat, lending Ondrantium victory in the battle.

Battle of Potato Chips (2020-2022)[]

UK claims they are called chips. USA claims they are called fries. A war breaks out. Everyone fights against Ireland. Ireland quickly dies and becomes a part of USA. USA then bombards France. France then comes on UK's side and bombs Pearl Harbour. USA then drops 4 nuclear bombs on Mexico so they join the war. Mexico also decides to attack all of South America. By 2021, Mexico nuked all of South America to be under water. Mexico then starts attacking USA. Meanwhile, France invaded Andorra and Italy. Spain joins the war and attacks France and the UK. Due to this, Germany joins USA's side and bombs Denmark. Denmark gets it's mighty Viking powers and colonizes half of Africa. Using Africa, Denmark becomes sneaky and collapses. Newly formed Morocco gets invaded by newly formed Western Sahara and then collapses. As Africa is in a mess, so is Benelux. They sent a nuke on France and then France surrendered, but actually didn't and invaded Benelux. Then UK bombs USA to shreads and Ireland wins by blowing thousands of nukes so everyone goes under water except Ireland.