L O A D I N G . . .
Ok, welcome to The Ethan Files.
Today, a strange blog post appeared. This one. It looks like it's made by Ethan, I might be wrong tho. It also could be TOLF or a random furry who hacked his account. Anyway, it is called "The worst New Year Resolution that I have declared.". Yes, that is pretty suspicious. Now I'll show you the most mysterious thing about the whole thing:
“No, you can't comment here because I know what you might say. Cos its almost 2019, I must do something for 2019 in the most nasty way possible. Reading furry books.”
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Yes, I am as shocked as you are. Is Ethan a furry? Firstly, I couldn't believe it, so I looked for evidence that Ethan is not a furry. But here's what I found:
“So I'm going to dare myself to read four furry books for 2019 (preferably novels). I might update this, probably not but it's something that I would like to do.”
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Wait, what? Ethan likes furry novels? Okay, whatever.
So I have two three possible explainations for this:
1. Ethan's account is hacked by a random weeb hacker.
2. Ethan is crazy.
3. I'm hallucinating.
I think that it's either 1. or 3. because I can't imagine Ethan as a furry. Imagine his new username: EthanFurryberg? EthanWeeaberg? EthanAnimeberg? EthanNanib- All right, I will stop here.
Thank you for wasting your time by reading this blog post. Have a nice day.